FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 11, 2011
May 10, 2011
May 12, 2011
Transcript:
Peter: There we go. Roger: You cut such a small slice of pizza, Peter. Are you feeling ok? Peter: Sure. Why do you ask? Roger: Nevermind.
robinafox over 13 years ago
So what’s the small slice for? Miss Manners?
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Who speed dialed pizza. who walked to the curb, who paid for it? Now get out of here and your little dog too. Napkin? I don’t need no steenkin napkin.
skeeterhawk over 13 years ago
It’s probably a pizza they had bought with all those other groceries. yeah, Peter and Jeremy (from Zits) are a lot alike.
Dkram over 13 years ago
PIZZA!
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kab2rb over 13 years ago
Just like most teens.
mrcharmander934 over 13 years ago
If I eat a lot of pizza, my tummy starts hurting and I have weird dreams.
dflak over 13 years ago
I had a son who was into sports. He hung out with five other boys who were also into sports. They called themselves “the six pack.”
One day we got a call from one of the boys’ mother. She warned us, “There’s a swarm of locusts heading your way.”
One evening after a though loss in football, they were back at our house. How can 6 boys put away $90 worth of pizza? (Back in the day when a dollar was worth about 3 times what it is today). And the guy at the pizza place gave us a break because he was an alumni of the school.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
How considerate — he cut the pizza into two pieces! One for him; one for the rest of the family…
Miserichord over 13 years ago
How can 6 boys put away $90 worth of pizza? One slice at a time, of course.At one point in college I was packing away 12,000 calories a day just to maintain my weight. Didn’t have a car, just a bicycle, ran cross-country track, fenced saber, foil and epee.
fmasroor over 13 years ago
Good one, Peter.