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FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 20, 2011
May 19, 2011
May 21, 2011
Transcript:
Jason: I like to balance like this and imagine. There's a pool of lava below. Or a pit of snakes and deadly alligators. Or a... Eileen: Hi guys! Jason: Ok, now I'm really scared to fall. Marcus: Does lava burn off cooties?
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
No, Lady, Jason’s nerdiness should wear off about the time he throws out his Clearasil.
linsonl almost 14 years ago
Oh, no I agree with Lewreader. Been there done that!
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
More importantly, does imaginary lava burn imaginary cooties?!
dflak almost 14 years ago
This is obviously before the boys found out that getting girl cooties can be fun.
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 14 years ago
SHARKS!
kittenpah almost 14 years ago
I was at least as geeky as Jason, but I have to confess that I was also known to grab a few kisses in first grade.
On the other hand, hormones took their time scrambling my brain, which made my Spock-like approach to my first relationship somewhat surreal.
fmasroor over 13 years ago
COOTIES!