Close to Home by John McPherson for May 22, 2020

I hope you like regurgitate worms Bleeb.

Check my mulch pile. I have been using one of my worms as a garden hose.

Whew, he was able to worm his way out of that one.

Is Bleeb gonna eat that birthday meal, too?

Or in human terms, the infamous Green Jello Mold with all kinds of crap in it.

He’s probably thinking if he has to feed all those kids it’s enough to make him throw up!

Well, that’s a real change. I usually puke AFTER the party. Regrettably, on more than one occasion, a worm did come back up.

Bleeb just heard there was a party, he didn`t ask for details.

Uggghhh!

Bleeb with a party hat, classic.

Ummm yeah….got any cake?

Invitations were sent by Tweet.

“Yeaahh, we’re gonna have to order out…`cause I ate a stink bug earlier and then yak’d everything before I got here.”

Don’t you mean it’s their hatch-day?

No worries. I mean, just how are they gonna get there? (Unless they live ‘upstairs’ and can just ‘drop in’.)

Why is one bird red?