Kliban by B. Kliban for May 13, 2020

Math: not his long suit.

The inspiration for Willie Nelson’s You were always on my mind ….

I suspect the author was stoned when he wrote this.

Three dollars? That’s a poultry sum.

What a clucked up plan….BAGAWK!

I’d love to be there for his performance review.

In the competitive job market, I know I have LOST jobs to people like him.

This joke laid an egg!

This is how the “idea man” was born.

“Gimme six!”

No medical? No 401k?

And turn in your validated worksheet every day.