Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 27, 2020

Careful, guy – those are all mockingbirds…

Just another musician who only does covers.

I’m gonna play three jigs. The first one is traditional, I swear. The second one, no really I didn’t make this one up either. The third one, yeah, it’s actually written down somewhere.

his stage name is polli vanilli and he likes to perform michael bolton originals…

I’ll give you a cracker if you stop!

Quick. Name any top pop/rock performers before the Beach Boys making albums of just their own original material. (I’m just curious.)

Polly playing songs for a bunch of crackers.

I love it when I hear different phone rings, car alarms, sirens, coming from a tree. :)

Son of a son of a sailor…Jimmy Buffett.

“PLAY FREEBIRD”

“I haven’t practiced that, so I’ll have to wing it”

The next number is called “No Cracker for Polly Blues”…

Polly, say “I am not a plagiarist.”

Your act’s too long. You need to parrot down—though that would leave only fluff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H0NHHKBemg

Mother, Mother ocean. I hear you call