Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 26, 2020

Broomie should have ZAPPED his fuzzy tail!

You would think that as old as Broomie is, she would remember the lessons of appeasement!

Trick or treat! Smell my feet!

Saw a video yesterday, some kid threw a tantrum in a store and knocked a display over on himself.

Here’s ANOTHER possibility. You stay in your room until Christmas!

When I went to the lab last week, I said ‘Trick or Treat!’ to the receptionist. I got a little needle prick to draw blood and they got a urine sample!

That’s not negotiation, that’s a trumpertantrum.

Broomie, Broomie, Broomie…. why did you let him manipulate you? He needs a dose of your zapper!

Naughty Nerwin! Extorting Auntie Broom!

When my grandson was four years old, my daughter had him in her cart at Walmart. The woman in front of her in line also had a young child which threw a tantrum and got a candy bar. My daughter said she could see the gears turning in her son’s head. When she started checking out, he asked for a candy bar. She said, “No, not today.” To which he said, “Perhaps I should throw a fit.” Though she was impressed with his use of the word “perhaps”; she kept her composure and said, “Perhaps we should see how that works out for you.” He thought it over and decided it wouldn’t go his way.