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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 28, 2020
May 27, 2020
May 29, 2020
Brian Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yeah, the springs on the old one have a definite sag these days. And the crumbs!
bytebot-gocomics almost 5 years ago
At this point I’d like to see Rip and Breezy tossing this pot of poison out into the snow and then slamming and locking the door once they get back inside.
If Dutch complains, then toss him out into the snow as well.
However much bleating Dr. Pain does, it’s clear she is not a team player with this team. The squad is better off without her!
jmworacle almost 5 years ago
I thought Breezy had better taste than hooking up with Jenkins.
Red33410 almost 5 years ago
Sounds like she didn’t “taste” any of it and got it all over his couch.
Chithing almost 5 years ago
Breezy and Jenkins. Now there’s a nightmare straight from the deepest depths of hero’s h#!!.
A R V reader almost 5 years ago
Jenkins must’ve left a very deep groove on the old couch.
dwkiser28603 almost 5 years ago
Rip burn the old couch first,and let me get in touch with certain Todd Hall. He has a rather unhealthy fetish for sofas!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ka-BURN!
jeffhapp almost 5 years ago
… Now I completely understand her name…Dr. Pain!…She was really quite pleased with herself when delivering that ‘groovy’ line…
Good one, Dan!
tad1 almost 5 years ago
KA-SNACK CAKES!
tad1 almost 5 years ago
Yes, Rip, get a new couch, then blow up the old one with dynamite!
StephenJokela1 almost 5 years ago
That Jenkins aka El Tornado also wooed Sopapilla’s hot older sister, don’t forget…
R. Araya almost 5 years ago
Buying a new couch? Reminds me of that old German joke.
Dragoncat almost 5 years ago
Well, there is Sheriff Rock. Or should we call him “Nega-Rip”…?