Close to Home by John McPherson for June 21, 2020

All the schools around here canceled proms. A much wiser decision than trying something as silly as this.

Very creative, although you’d need a 6-foot pole attached to everyone’s back as well.

How many love songs never get sung

How many sweet thoughts never get pass the tongue

Victims of, pandemic love

The Lockdown started just as my granddaughter was planning her Senior Prom, and even picking out her dress. She’s still heartbroken, as well as her classmates.

The guy on the left doesn’t seem to mind. After all, gentlemen prefer blonds.

What a bunch of dummies!

Putting a mask on the dummy is just going too far. Like a clown that uses a dog in his act and also dresses the dog up as a clown.

Brilliant! They are both six feet apart and not touching chests. Catholic schools are taking notes here.

Hi, Bleeb!

Kind of like the “ghosts” in the restaurant in Michigan

Why don’t the dummies have masks?

The sad and scary part is I am afraid at some point this may not be as much of a joke as it was meant to be.

…I done. It ain’t the pandemic that’s killing us. It’s our stupidity. Idiocracy is here.

HA! Bleeb got fooled on this “upskirt” You naughty alien.

Where are the 10’ poles other students wouldn’t touch you with?

“Baby, you mind if we sit down? My wheels are killin’ me! So what’s next… wanna try the Mannequin Challenge, huh, huh? Rowr, rowr!

Just remember stick with the same dummy no switching allowed.

Nothing to see there Bleeb, move along.

Just plain wrong and weird….. Hopefully your high school experiences will not be the highlight of your lives as you move into adulthood……Invest in Now

This also works great for those who can’t get dates for the prom.

Remember who’s not taking you home, so save the last dance for me.

And, as with humans, leave room for the Holy Spirit, for God’s sake…

I see that whoever created the “male” dummies gave them the appropriate sex-maniac leer.

Wait those dummies have no mask!!! Lol jk jk

Mannequins are now being used in restaurant to give a populated feel.

Proms For Dummies.

Bleeb has joie de vivre, so of course he’s at the prom.

Sorry the proms all got cancelled. But, it will be a good discussion topic at your 20th reunions. They may be a vestige of the past anyway.