The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 03, 2020

Bury yourself in a good book and ignore them.

Are you sure it’s not the ice cream truck?

I wonder how can he hold the newspaper.

They should be friendly and give them a worm welcome..

Have to worm their out of that situation!

looks like the worm’s turned… off

They’re only baiting you!

Next song: ♫♪ Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner… ♪♫

At the copa ……copacabana music and passion were always in fashion….at the COPA!

Baby shark, do do do do…..

If you can keep their mouths occupied, it’ll buy you some peace. I recommend Wriggly’s Gum!

It has been about fifty years and I can hear that dreaded song as if it were yesterday.

Love the picture on the wall.

Q: What’s worse then finding a worm in your apple?

A: Finding half a worm.

Oh my gosh! We visited Disney Land as kids and sang that song all the way home…to Missouri! That is one of the Lords of the Earworm universe!

Bad enough that on the other side they already lived next to the buffoonishly joking Cornworms, but then were also kept up at night by living across from the Glowworms.

Conversational topic for my next fishing outing: The clitellum, a collarlike organ that goes around the worm’s body the way a cigar band does a cigar, produces a ring around the worm. As the worm crawls out of the ring, it fills the ring with eggs and sperm. The ring drops off, seals shut at the ends and becomes a cocoon for the developing eggs

“This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll go on singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends……

Even worse. There’s a bait shop opening in the neighborhood.

“Row, row, row your boat…”

“Oh, even worse. They’re roundworms.”

Good thing it’s not Hootie and the Blowfish.