Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 11, 2011

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    COWBOY7  over 13 years ago

    Guess it wasn’t all that quick!

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Certainly not quick enough as far as the vultures are concerned.

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    Hillbillyman  over 13 years ago

    Sign should of read ..SLOW SAND

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Patience my butt, Larry, I’m gonna kill something.

    Left side of middle bush. And I thought THOM was going to let me enjoy my weekend without chemical support.

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    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    After a week of struggle, his weakness from hunger and thirst alone should’ve let him succumb.

    Life is uncertain… use the shotgun first.

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    Rick51  over 13 years ago

    I think they should just wait for him to go under. Then you got the caption, “OK … so how do we get him NOW?”

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    Allan CB Premium Member over 13 years ago

    It’s not as quick as one might think … and quick sand ONLY works if a person struggles excessively. If one takes their time and carefully walks, they can get out of quick sand.

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    Pretty d__n slow sand. Anyway, you vultures need to help your meal OUT of the slowsand; otherwise you lose him.

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    Digital Frog  over 13 years ago

    Guns don’t kill people, Vultures kill people?? Doesn’t have the same ring to it…

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago

    It’s not pretty at all.

    Adding on to what Allan said, you can only sink all the way into something you’re heavier than. Since you float in water, you’re sure as heck gonna float in a sand-water mixture.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    They’ll make it quick, but it won’t be pretty.

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    MontanaLady  over 13 years ago

    LOL

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Put him out of his misery!

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    Jonni  over 13 years ago

    Ugh, those pretty birds just love to be next to pretty things

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    That sign in wrong–that sand is not quick, nor does it make a pretty picture … which makes me wonder if it’s even sand … it looks more like a bubbling mass of goo.

    But who would know what to do if the sign said, “Nasty Slow Goo”?

    Ironically, the fellow was nearsighted, and just trying to get close enough to read the sign.

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    COWBOY7  over 13 years ago

    How quickly they forget!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Pretty dar8n slow sand, that’s for sure. It’s a wonder he’s still able to move. Guess he isn’t much.

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