Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 12, 2011

I am more than happy to supply the creamy filling.

Tthat could explain yesterday’s darkness down below.

Those A listers must have been Canadians. They are used to being Hosers.

Just the book for my bathroom library

If it’s clogging a colonic hose, wouldn’t it then be called a Ding Dung?

After five years they gimme a brush…

That control panel reminds me of the lights on these things.     I remember watching phone operators handle their old switchboards in the 50’s and thinking “that has got to be the coolest job in the world.”

Hmmmm. Today’s sounds like a fugitive punchline from Zippy the Pinhead. Zippy is “fueled by Ding Dongs and taco sauce”.

Clogged by Ding Dong–would that be a sure way to determine if we are having fun yet?

“One session isn’t considered enough to dislodge the deep [Ding Dongs].”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa5pKdnl5zI

Not for the faint of heart.

I prefer an RC Cola and a MoonPie

Lots of REAL people using their REAL names write funny things all the time, but do they ever get quoted in FA? Nooooo.

But you let some obviously summer-named Big Shot Hollywood Tailpipe Technician (Hubert P. Estefan? Phffttt!) publish a book using “colonic,” “Ding Dong,” “rectal clamp” and “toothbrush” in the same sentence and Teresa falls all over herself to quote him.

I think I’ll write a book so I can get quoted in FA:

Frog Applause: Sell Out or Suck Up? (How Fame, Fortune and Fan Adulation Fouled the Fair Teresa)

/s/ Rotifer A. Thalweg

Hubby’s one Doc

Been there! Done that!!!

Been there! Done that!!!

that little excerpt is what i call too much information. It also makes me why I should listen to any of these Hollywood types when they spout off about world affairs!