Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 24, 2020

and if that doesn’t work, call the police for a helping hand escorting (much to the constables’ chagrin with this repeat offender)

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s intrusion into a high class club ends predictably with Andy getting dragged out by the burly bouncer :o) my avatar is of a lady hitting a bloke who was smoking with her handbag because she is trying to give up second hand smoke which reminds me that since I stopped , other people smoking bothers me but I don’t hit them , how was your day of partial freedom from isolation ? our day should be busy but quite I hope , no Sunday morning drive and no vising by my sons , both are on duty, keep safe and BCNU I hope pal

We boot you out. But with class.

Notice Andy finished his drink. Andy is no stranger to getting thrown out bodily. Just as long as he finishes his drink.

How did Andy get past the bouncer in the first place?

The bouncer may have been on an involuntary break. That sort of thing can happen to any of us.

“Classy places” do not refer to themselves as such.

I get root beer. Andy gets “boot rear”.

Wait..Did he pay for the beer?

Give ‘em our “line” there Andy, "I’ve been thrown out of nicer places than this". Yeah, that one always impresses the goils.

Escort them from the premises with prejudice.

“I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into pub..lick. Arrest them.” -Ron White

Someone was asleep at door to let him enter in the first place.

One of my all-time favorite classics was this (sorry to have to paraphrase without posting the actual toon!):

Upright British bobby: “My, my, we are sloshed, aren’t we?”

Horizontal Andy Capp: “I am NOT sloshed, mate I’ll have yer know I’m just intoxicated!”

Bobby: “Oh, well……….in that case, I won’t pinch yer, I’ll just APPREHEND yer!” (He proceeds to pick Andy up by the scruff of his scarf, to carry him to the dear ol’ place.)

Andy, in his moment of triumph: “I should think so, too!”

Hey, he got a free beer outta it… and this reminds me of the good ol’ misogynist Andy.

He should of said “We escort non-members from the premises.” It would not be a club if they allowed customers.

I’m surprised Andy didn’t put up a fight.

“We escort customers from the premises… then boot them across the street.”