Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 13, 2011

You don’t need to tell me about sexifying; I wrote the damned book!

Oh, and also please get a boob job.

My life is devoted to delivering a nice slick bikini wax.

not so sure the ad is posed to the female. Take a look at that guy…

I don’t need to Polish my wardrobe. All my clothes come from this charming little boutique in Poznan.

Hmmm; evangelical cosmetology…

Damned women, dress themselves to attract my eye then condemn me when I look.

Dress themselves? They seem to be dressing less and less. Nice accoutrements though.

Extreme Makeover: Frog Applause Edition.

I like it. It’s only rock & roll.

Didn’t a great American once say “Thrust, but sexify?”

Whachhoo talkin ‘bout momma?

Curious, why does everyone here assume its Women he’s preaching to?

Yeah! Us male types have got to keep up with the trends, too!

Being clean and well-groomed is just a male TREND?

Can’t he be preaching to BOTH genders? Why does it have to be one gender but not the other? Haircuts, eyebrows and clean clothes are for men AND women.

I know not this sexify, but you’ve got to funkifize. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OHJ4j2ety8

@Rotifer groan

testify and sextify, then text and sext