In Security by Bea R. for May 21, 2020

And I finally figured out who her boss reminds me of …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZl69yk5lEY

Yeah! Make sure the cameras are rolling first!

Is this man’s name Chekov, by any chance?

Dirty Harriet!!!!

What you know and what Sedine knows is open to interpretation….

I think I’ll paraphase John Wayne and give Sedine some advice: “Miss, you’d better find another line of work. This one sure don’t suit your pistol”!

The boss is definitely guilty of something, I guess he missed it when John Wayne said: “Out here, due process is a bullet”! XD

You know in panel#3 Sedine looks like a Cold War-era spy, maybe the boss is trying to get her to act like one and make up a story of Knightville being a target of espionage? Maybe Sam will even be called to task to guard his company?

Maybe I’m dense, but what did he want her to do?

That might be the funniest strip yet!

Is Bea. Trying to tell us some thing?

Wouldn’t be surprised if a gun banning media would have someone fire a gun and cause damage to fit the narrative. (And neglect to run a story where a gun saved lives.)

It is a firmly established fact that something always happens when she picks up a gun, even when the safety is still on.

Be a success….

The gun goes skizz?

In that case, the whole concept of success to me is a little bit warped.

Oh Lucy, oh Lu—er Sedine, oh, yeah.

Anyone that smiles like that deserves to be _________ (fill in the blank)

Sedine! Gun in right hand, look with your right eye open along the trajectory to your target. You’ve got your right eye closed, and left eye open, throws off the perspective – you’re going to miss 1" off of your mark. Well, maybe not at that range, you should be really close.

Yessss!!Right!!!

Drive-by media, indeed.

Good choice!! Seen how some reporter “work” to make news interesting. Over heard this female reporter while manning a roadblock due to a poison gas leak. We’d tell folks what to do to be safe. News lady showed up getting all the positive spin. Then she looked at her cameraman saying enough positive comments now some negative comments. She stepped back, fluffed her hair, did a few deep breaths then jumped the next one who drove up with this aggressive mic in your face “do you like how these cops DENY YOUR RIGHTS to go down this road?” Only problem was she was meeting a local…..he leaned his head out his dirty old truck, spat his tobacco on the ground next to her, then said “Hell lady! That’s poison gas!!! Do you wanna die!!” With that he drove off. She turned to her cameraman looking quite befuddled saying “that didn’t go well.” We did all we could not to bust out laughing.

News, roockie newswoman takes hostage her boss, she demands candies, cookies and something exciting in her life, the public blames her husband for this last.

Love that look in the last panel Sedine. Now call the cameraman in and tell the audience what this moron said making sure you identify the station first, “The CEO of CNN says I should…” From there on, you are free to lie, this station is well known for fake news.

I hope she keeps this job a long time.

Don’t go for a instant kill shot Sedine; you might be able to milk a week or so of stories on his recovery.

Will Sedine’s boss(?) do something in his pants? LOL! XD!

Shoot that lying MSM prick! Right between the eyes! What a story! I can see a Pulitzer on Sedine’s horizon.

Sedine, just borrow one from Sam. Then your boss will pass out when you point it at him…

If you don’t like the news, go out and make some of your own.

If he had really done a background check like he said, he never would have put any kind of gun in front of her.

A water pistol would go off in her hands. And don’t get me started on those pop guns…

Wow! Sedine got it right on the first guess!

How often does that happen?

Hey the gun didn’t go off the second she touched it. Maybe she’s getting better at handling them