Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 08, 2020

He’ll be able to swim in the sunscreen!

Fair enough, I suppose.

My oldest granddaughter and I are so fair, she says we have tones—alabaster or tomato. Depends on the season.

I need that. I have Irish skin

I said to my dermatologist, “don’t I have superb skin?” and he said “eh, it’s fair.”

Just cut the bottle open and soak in it.

The Mrs lived in Australia for several years and always covers up and slathers herself in sunscreen. Being a ginger she’s had to be a bit more protective in the sun.

He must have been the Abominable Snowman in his previous life…

I think his intent is to sit in the shade from the bottle.

If I needed that much protection, I’d stay away from the beach entirely.