Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 01, 2020

Just gonna play a little music – how about Butthole Surfers?

He’s wondering what he did to earn such a cat-ass-trophy.

Hope it’s a male cat.

At least it’s probably clean.

Well, either you or your co-worker, right? Me … no contest, I’d go for the co-worker!

Not what one needs to see first thing in the morning…

“Carla, are you calling me an…”

“NO, Boss! Fluffy, scoot!”

I love the look on the guy’s face!

You women might keep this comic in mind when carrying a laptop from room to room. Remember where the camera is pointing.

Make no if, ands or BUTTS about that!

Can’t see the collar ID.

That shouldn’t be purrmitted.

Unless the cat’s butt is up to the camera (usually at the top of the screen) the guy on the screen wouldn’t even see the cat (let alone its butt). I was notarizing a document by Zoom conference the other day, and the guy placed his copy of the document on his screen, like a photocopier. I had to tell him to please hold it up to the camera because I couldn’t see it!

Your hands are not glued to that keyboard, so use them to remove the cat before it can ruin your day. If I was working at home and if I had a cat, I would not allow it to get on the keyboard or let its rear end be seen by the camera. I know, this is only a comic strip and it would not exist at all if appropriate measures were taken to prevent this exact thing.

Yeah, but isn’t the camera at the top of the screen?

Find the guys who airbrushed the buttholes out of the Cats movie.

After deep thought and consideration, I believe all 3 are in heat.

There are funny clips on YouTube of newscasters, podcasters, etc. being interrupted by their pets.

A view of the tail tip? Good thing the cat’s not twice as tall.