WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for June 08, 2020

Please let us keep killing the spiders for you, too!

He’s a real macho man. Oh, is he wearing slippers? Then forget it.

I open jars with my bear hands.

Try a cottage cheese carton. Bring band aids.

I remember my dad doing this trick for me.

They seem to be putting lids on much tighter these days; and it’s not because I’m getting older. When I was in practice I would measure the grip of my patients with a Jamar Hydraulic Hand Dynamometer. I would say that 90-95% could not grip over 100 lb. I could usually pull 120 and on a really good day as high as 135. I get jars that I cannot open with grip alone; which means that over 90% of the public can’t either; unless they use heat, or some tool.

Judging by the looks of his “muscular” arms he got someone else to open it.

The true test of manhood.. used to be your time was up when you no longer brought home the bacon.. now your day is done when you can no longer open twist top jars/bottles

Technology is making men increasingly irrelevant: electric jar openers, vibrators…and in a few years, parthenogenesis will be perfected. The only reason women will have to keep us around is our entertainment value.

She probably bites the neck off her wine bottles rather than uncorking them.