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She should be trying to find that Perfect Boyfriend for Her that she stumbled across one amazing week, many years ago. I donāt think yelling āhereā anything will help, but ZABA Search might.
I wouldnāt let a miserable cat anywhere near meā¦.and I have my trusty supersoaker to ensure that. I wouldnāt dream of using it on a dog though. Love dogs!
Polite - Iāll be watching TV, and invariably one of my cats will jump up, and the next thing I know, Iāve got a furry butt in my face.
Quiet - Every time I go to the kitchen, I get a chewing out to either āFeed meā, or āGive me Attentionā. (See Polite.)
Clean - Just moved to a new place, went out for a few minutes, and came back to see the cat climbing out of the fireplace flue. There were already paw prints up the freshly painted walls and all the white windowsills.
Good Company - Usually when I try to sleep, I wil get a cold wet nose on the back of my elbow from something furry trying to get me up to get something for them. (See Quiet.) Even when laying on me, I get claws.
āDonāt force themselvesā - See Good Company, Quiet, and Polite. Actually, I have a cat named Trouble that earned his name. One time a visiting policy officer discovered a cat climbing up his leg. Talk about āNot Forcing Themselvesā.
Still love the little furry monsters though. I keep in mind: If I was their size and they were mine, Iād be Lunch!
There are cats who have the unerring ability to pick out those who dislike cats (or worse, are allergic) and go straight towards them. Itās probably something about ionization, like cigarette smoke drifting towards non-smokers.
Any cat that has the good sense to leave me alone will be left alone in turn; I consider their function to be primarily decorative, like throw-pillows that rearrange themselves.
I remember that last line, fritzoid. Iām not sure when you said it on this site, but Iāve got that expression still on my white board at the office. I still love it!
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Worth a try. Maybe a handsome Tom will show up.
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
Interesting. Talking trees just like in the āWizard of Ozā.
arye uygur almost 14 years ago
It wasnāt the tree that was talking - the talk bubble didnāt reach far enough. It was Broomies vulture friend.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
A cat will be less trouble than a boyfriend Broomie.
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Iād rather be alone than own a miserable good-for-nothing cat, thanks, Lewreader
Rakkav almost 14 years ago
She should be trying to find that Perfect Boyfriend for Her that she stumbled across one amazing week, many years ago. I donāt think yelling āhereā anything will help, but ZABA Search might.
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
A cat really is the perfect cure for loneliness. Theyāre warm, furry, purring cheer-you-up machines!
āŖ Soft Kitty, warm Kitty ā« āŖ Little ball of fur! ā« āŖ Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty ā« āŖ Purr, purr, purrā¦ ā«
linsonl almost 14 years ago
Cats are polite, quiet, clean, good company, and donāt force themselves on people who donāt like pets. Cant say the same for dogs.
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I wouldnāt let a miserable cat anywhere near meā¦.and I have my trusty supersoaker to ensure that. I wouldnāt dream of using it on a dog though. Love dogs!
tbree almost 14 years ago
Polite - Iāll be watching TV, and invariably one of my cats will jump up, and the next thing I know, Iāve got a furry butt in my face.
Quiet - Every time I go to the kitchen, I get a chewing out to either āFeed meā, or āGive me Attentionā. (See Polite.)
Clean - Just moved to a new place, went out for a few minutes, and came back to see the cat climbing out of the fireplace flue. There were already paw prints up the freshly painted walls and all the white windowsills.
Good Company - Usually when I try to sleep, I wil get a cold wet nose on the back of my elbow from something furry trying to get me up to get something for them. (See Quiet.) Even when laying on me, I get claws.
āDonāt force themselvesā - See Good Company, Quiet, and Polite. Actually, I have a cat named Trouble that earned his name. One time a visiting policy officer discovered a cat climbing up his leg. Talk about āNot Forcing Themselvesā.
Still love the little furry monsters though. I keep in mind: If I was their size and they were mine, Iād be Lunch!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
There are cats who have the unerring ability to pick out those who dislike cats (or worse, are allergic) and go straight towards them. Itās probably something about ionization, like cigarette smoke drifting towards non-smokers.
Any cat that has the good sense to leave me alone will be left alone in turn; I consider their function to be primarily decorative, like throw-pillows that rearrange themselves.
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I remember that last line, fritzoid. Iām not sure when you said it on this site, but Iāve got that expression still on my white board at the office. I still love it!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Iāve been using it for years, but Iāve only posted it once or twice hereā¦