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Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 16, 2011
March 15, 2011
March 17, 2011
Transcript:
Horace: Sometimes... it's hard to think straight until I've had my morning coffee but after that everything's great OK I'm awake now anybody got problems I can solve?
My son called yesterday at the most opportune time. I was helping a lady with College Algebra and couldn’t solve a problem. The “boy” had 3 calculus classes in college. Sometimes we need help and it comes from interesting places. COFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I seldom have coffee (usually some sprinkles of Taster’s Choice on a scoop of ice cream in the evening). I start my day with fresh grapefruit from my tree (or lime juice with a sweetner). I love Greek yogurt with a big bunch of fruits and my homemade breakfast bar for the real meal!
@Krayziehustler: If Red Bull gives you wings, would that make Horace a pegasus?
And my recreational drug of choice is caffeine as well, though I prefer to cut mine with carbonated water, HFCS (though cane sugar is better) and various artificial colorings and flavorings.
krayziehustler Premium Member about 14 years ago
hope he discovers Red Bull soon
Yukoneric about 14 years ago
My son called yesterday at the most opportune time. I was helping a lady with College Algebra and couldn’t solve a problem. The “boy” had 3 calculus classes in college. Sometimes we need help and it comes from interesting places. COFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommination about 14 years ago
@krayziehustler Red Bull is for kid, there is not enough cafeine in that drink..
Ice_Bear66 about 14 years ago
Espresso thy self…
lisa4romMpls about 14 years ago
I even dream about coffee - not really, but someday I might!
hopeandjoy2 about 14 years ago
Doc Toon’s coffee did it again!
bmonk about 14 years ago
And now he’s terribly, terribly alert.
Donna Haag about 14 years ago
Any resemblance between the character in the strip and the person typing are purely coincidental.
Oviton about 14 years ago
I love the smell of coffee in the morning… it smells of victory…
Madhatter1903 about 14 years ago
CAFFINE!!! :D
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
The Dark Roast of the Horse.
songbird44 Premium Member about 14 years ago
This strip made me laugh, and Coyoty’s comment made me laugh harder :D Thanks!
vldazzle about 14 years ago
I seldom have coffee (usually some sprinkles of Taster’s Choice on a scoop of ice cream in the evening). I start my day with fresh grapefruit from my tree (or lime juice with a sweetner). I love Greek yogurt with a big bunch of fruits and my homemade breakfast bar for the real meal!
hossblacksilver about 14 years ago
@Krayziehustler: If Red Bull gives you wings, would that make Horace a pegasus?
And my recreational drug of choice is caffeine as well, though I prefer to cut mine with carbonated water, HFCS (though cane sugar is better) and various artificial colorings and flavorings.
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
My exact thought process!