B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 02, 2020

“Cattywampus” – One cat beating the H3LL out of the other cat.

Actually, it means “not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally.”

Ooh, I like this word.

Aren’t the comic jokes made about words that nobody ever heard of after World War II, the best? I am rolling on the floor laughing.

“The Real Wampuses of BC Area?” Sounds more interesting than those other “reality” shows!

All Wampuses of that gender are catty …

And they simply don’t get along with Doggywampuses, no siree! :D

Like Trump telling the police to DOMINATE the people rather than serve and protect… As if jails aren’t crammed with enough STUPID.

So. . .is cattywampus the opposite of cattycornered. . .or kitty-cornered. . .or cattercornered? (I’ve seen all three variations. . )

The cattywampus bus was sitting kitty corner from the field where they were having the hootenanny. Yee Haw!!

When something is broken it’s “out of whack”. If repaired, it must be “back in whack”.

I used to play “Hunt the Wumpus” on my Texas Instruments TI-994a computer. Even when I got close, he never really got particularly catty.

“Whopperjawed” A mouth large enough to eat a Burger King burger in one bite!

Talk show, not “reality show”?

catawampus[ kat-uh-wom-puh s ]Chiefly Midland and Southern U.S.adjectiveaskew; awry.positioned diagonally; cater-cornered.adverbdiagonally; obliquely: We took a shortcut and walked catawampus across the field.as per dictionary dot com…cattywampus is a corruption thereof.

A sassy wampus.

When playing Junior Varsity football in 1960, when one of our defense guys laid one helluva hit on their guy, we said he was “slobberknockered” !