Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 09, 2020

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    Fantom Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Too late, he’s hooked.

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    eromlig  over 4 years ago

    Kinda hard to stay lit down there under water…

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    Smoked salmon

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    That’s got to be a sight, head on, seeing ’im puff smoke out of his gills!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Eww… I thought I smelt tobacco.

    Who the shell smokes any moray?

    They really should read the sturgeon general’s warning.

     

    Mean-whale, I hate to carp…

    but there’s something fishy about the way they’ve been drawn out of the water…

    I’d think they’d be floundering there, even without those cod-awful ciggies.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    He likes that slow suicide!

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    oakie817  over 4 years ago

    whoever wrote this is like a fish out of water

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    amxchester  over 4 years ago

    Fin-ished if he doesn’t give up that gill-ty pleasure; hali-bats stick-leback and leave you hooked.

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    pearlsbs  over 4 years ago

    Not funny. This joke is beyond the scale.

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    A rebellious gill-o-teen?

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Smoked fish….

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    What the hey, I’m so full of mercury it doesn’t matter.

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    Another Take  over 4 years ago

    He can’t help it – he’s hooked. (Apologies if anyone else already made this joke)

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    Coach The Most Fluffy Dog!!  over 4 years ago

    ?????

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    He doesn’t look like a puffer fish.

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    At least he doesn’t smoke those really strong cigarettes, he’s a gefilter fish.

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    how is he holding that cigarette. looks like it is balancing on his bottom jaw.

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    ars731  over 4 years ago

    Talk about smoked fish

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