Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 25, 2020

Charlie always was a smooth talker

Easily bedding a woman is something I would have expected more from Homo Erectus.

It’s only a tall tail if you have one…

Hmmph… the damned dirty ape got woke. Taylor would be jealous if he didn’t have an obedient Nova.

I have tried and tried to tell these rw incels….

And thus the missing link was created.

Forgive me for bringing up politics here, but it can’t be helped…… Here’s Charley, “an ape-like ancestor of humanity from the pliocene epoch,” understanding the fact that women, albeit understandably cynical of the denser sex, do often appreciate and reward effort and creativity. And then there’s the current president…… Here’s the best he’s got as per the ladies: “Just grab ’em by the &%$$#.” This should have been a hint. Right, I mean, consider all of the other things he doesn’t know how “to work”: world pandemics, stimulus relief, trade, foreign diplomacy, race relations, immigration, etc.

Was Charley “apesplaining”?

Well, as long as you don’t DOMINATE chicks to get your . . . way.

Charlie has his attractions to the ladies that I probably don’t need to explicitly describe, but his ingrained poop-throwing behavior always causes problems in the long run.

“Sigh”. I miss Nina. Great strip. Poor lady had a lot of stuff happen to her

This is as good a place and time as any to plug Nina Paley’s first animated feature, the award-winning “Sita Sings the Blues.”

Women do appreciate when you lie to them.

Hmm. Does anyone notice how much the drawing style of the female character looks like the style of R. Crumb?