Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for June 10, 2020

Nope. They’ve already banned those for this season. If there IS a baseball season this year.

A Rob Manfred bobblehead will work almost as well.

You mean to “lift the spirits” of the fans who’ll be watching soccer, basketball, hockey, football, MMA, auto racing and the like, that isn’t full of self-entitled multimillionaires Tweeting “I better get all my damn money” while the aforementioned fans are scared stiff about making rent and seeing their groceries bills double? Yep, good luck with that.

I watch for the spitting and chest bumps

They do…and a little more famous than the NFL’s mascots…

Dallas cheerleaders should do the job.

You better quit arguing over a few hundred million dollars.

Just stay inside and wait till this is over.

At LAST — NO MORE SPITTING!!!!!!!! seriously, can anyone explain to me why baseball players spit so much while sitting in the dugout?

Remember when all sports shut down as “non-essential”? All pro sports (including colleges because let’s not kid ourselves.) get all the testing needed, while most everyone else (including the "essentials) cant. Conspicuous silence from our electeds….follow the money? Health authorities say lack of testing is huge.

There hasn’t been a great Baseball Mascot since the Expos left Montreal and Youppi joined the Canadiens.

I hope they are still allowed to scratch their crotch.

Goodell still hasn’t gotten rid of the racist Washington Team Mascot.