Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 13, 2020

Harder these days to understand what they’re saying!!

It seems we need a translator.

Where’s the “de-mask-ulator”?

It’s not the masks, it’s the technological glitches that are the problem.

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blond who comes on at five, She can tell you ’bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye (on Faux news)

My hearing loss is in the higher frequencies, so even though your voice seems to be a normal volume, the consonants are rounded. Makes it hard to parse the sounds into words. The masks make it worse.

We were just talking about this. They are a good distance from the camera, so why do they have to wear a mask and mumble everything.

Sounds like Biden…..only without the mask. The man is not playing with a full deck.

All the more reason to watch state TV (aka Fox News) for all you need to know.. they, don’t believe in sissy stuff and manage to keep a straight face while telling you how/what to think.

Tune in for news at 11 for a translation of that important information.

I have noticed that many people, if they can’t quite make out what you said, will remove their own mask.

And how do you know that is really Doreen?

As if the drive through speakers weren’t bad enough, now the employee on the other end is wearing a mask.

Today’s Denver Post had an article on clear face masks; they’re face masks with a built in shield. Looks promising.