Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for June 11, 2020

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    juncarlo  over 4 years ago

    The lockdown has him like that.

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Bitter irony. Been there, done that. Know a good local fitness club I could join?

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Okay, but he can probably only manage a couple of hours, based on his track record.

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago
    Get chained to the other wall.
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    demnuts1  over 4 years ago

    my bill will be in the mail

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    micromos  over 4 years ago

    Where’s the door in panel 2?

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    cocavan11  over 4 years ago

    It’s “try to,” not “try and.”

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ok! But only if you put a key in the prescription.

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    Company doctor from Microsoft; lots of good information none of which is helpful…

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    sandflea  over 4 years ago

    Go ahead and escape. If you get caught, just say it was what the doctor prescribed.

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    raybarb44  over 4 years ago

    You has been ordered by the Doctor to escape. Good luck.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    He got 25 years for something he didn’t do. He didn’t run fast enough.

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    brklnbern  over 4 years ago

    Any suggestions how, Doc?

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