Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 10, 2011

You tell him, Lucy!

You asked for it, Lucy. And Charlie Brown got it.

Charlie, next time say “No Comment” or “I’ll take the fifth on that one.”

And yes crabs got legs.

I left you a comment on yesterday’s strip, lightenup

I wonder if she changed her name and went into politics when she grew up. (No particular party implied, I can think of too many Lucy Van Pelts all over the map.)

Um, Charlie Brown, I think the right answer was “Of course not!” Remember that for when you get older and she asks you, “Do these pants make me look fat?”.

Thanks, Grog! They do have a crabby Lucy t-shirt in the Snoopy store. :-)

If 30 years with one lady taught me anything at all it was that the answer to ANY question was “Yes, Dear!”. Any question EXCEPT “Does this make me look fat?”. LIE, MAN!! LIE !

this sounds familiar… i took a peanuts quiz, and i was most like lucy. YIKES!

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

I can relate to Lucy, for sure…I listen to other people’s problems which would make anyone “crabby”…she’s a top rated phychiatrist, don’t you know?

I have been married to the same woman for 49 years. Charlie is getting marriage training here.

Next time Charlie Brown, turn the question back on her and ask her “Do you think you are too crabby?” and see what she says, and leave it at that (but don’t show any facial or body language that will reveal your shock of Lucy’s unwillingness to accept the truth about herself).

I care.