The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 26, 2020

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    TStyle78  over 4 years ago

    Is that why it;s called crude oil?

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    mwksix  over 4 years ago

    … so then the virgin says…

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    ‘there once was a girl from nantucket…’

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And is he in white-face?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’d tell him to just pipe down…

    But I don’t see a way for him to do it.

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    LilyGilder  over 4 years ago

    Stop, you’re fracking me up.

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    BP not being PC.

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    jreckard  over 4 years ago

    Get away from that pump, Jack.

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    paul  over 4 years ago

    haha. Slick!

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    iggyman  over 4 years ago

    I bet he gets up “oily” in the morning!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “The first thing we’re going to do is fix the brakes on the truck!”

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    uniquename  over 4 years ago

    Then he goes and gets refined until he explodes in an internal combustion engine someplace.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    And his name is “Derek”.

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    Oils well that ends well!

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    FassEddie  over 4 years ago

    Meh. The Pastor Fuzz joke is better.

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    Nate England  over 4 years ago

    Jimmy Kimmel’s early days…

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Oh sure…don’t give us the punch line.

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    Nuliajuk  over 4 years ago

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says “I think I might be a typo.”

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No witty reply – just kudos for giving me my first laugh of the day. There are dozens of emails in my inbox, but the MyComicsPage is the first read.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    The barkeep asks, “Is this some kind of joke?”

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    You’d have to drill deep to find any humor in his act.

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Way to go Slick!

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Milwaukee of the early ‘70s: Go to Saz’s down by where the train bends the corner around. But before, it was down by Schuster’s where the Streetcar Bends the Corner Around.

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 4 years ago

    Ahhhhahahahhahaahahahahaha……I luved it

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    Kind&Kinder  over 4 years ago

    Well, sometimes he can be sweet crude!

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    ME HARPO  over 4 years ago

    Only a crude toon would have no pipe to carry the oil from ground to the top of the rig.

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