C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for April 10, 2011

Amen to that!

Another option is to ask them back next week, as you’re all out of fava beans and chianti.

Or tell them you’re Roman Catholic. Thereafter they’ll avoid your place like the plague. The Pope is like kryptonite to Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Baslim nailed it… just be polite - But… I accept what they offer, and say goodbye - and they leave smiling.

Invite them in for a beer.

I too am polite but firm in my dismissal of Jehovah’s Witnesses at my door. If you are not interested, never allow them into your house.

Dress up like a plumber or a painter (or other trade of your choice) and say “They’re not home”. Worked for me when our house was obviously being renovated..

As a former JW, I say NEVER let them in your home and NEVER take their literature.

I grew up in the religion, and because I left, neither my family (my parents and two brothers) or any of my so-called “friends” will talk to me. I am completely shunned as if I were dead.

Their no-blood policy has killed thousands, and the families destroyed by their shunning policy is countless.

smell you later donna

Just tell them you’re a Scientolgist and ask them if they’ve heard of L. Ron and Dianetics.

Now wouldn’t that be fun?