The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 07, 2021
February 06, 2021
February 08, 2021
Transcript:
Woman: Ladies!! Welcome once again to the Elderpark Gossip Club for our "Potential Mate Seminar." Wanda...drop the lights, please. First slide please, Verna...This is Vinnie. He's 72...a great dancer and a snappy dresser...considers himself a real Casanova...plays the ukulele...likes his highballs Woman: Any hard data on him? Woman: Yes! He has no DMV points...credit rating is subprime at 620...no wants or warrants...his blood pressure is 140 over 90....gets Social Security and a small pension. The chair recognizes Gwendolyn. Gwendolyn: I move we wait for his DNA results before we put him up for grabs... Woman: Second.
dwane.scoty1 almost 4 years ago
What a Hoot! Post menopausal women worrying about the guy’s DNA!
vacman almost 4 years ago
They must have a very large pool to draw from if they can afford to be that choosy.
Under Dog Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Perhaps check with his pharmacist about those little blue pills.