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The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 13, 2021
February 12, 2021
February 14, 2021
Transcript:
Evelyn: General!! I'm surprised to see you doing something like this... The General: Well, this is "National Garage Sale Day." It seemed like the patriotic thing to do. Evelyn: What's the story on those ratty American flag boxer shorts? The General: I took those away from some hippie back in '68. He was going to burn them. Evelyn: Hmm...aren't tattered American flags supposed to be reverently burned anyway? The General: True...but technically these aren't a flag. I'm awaiting a response to my letter to the Supreme Court asking for a ruling. Woman: How much?
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 4 years ago
The Supreme Court has ruled that they’re not gonna rule on your flag shorts.
derdave969 about 4 years ago
Evelyn hit it right on the nose. Reverently burned. Hippie wouldn’t know reverence if it bit him in the boxer shorts.