The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 19, 2021
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February 20, 2021
Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: Mort...we must address this issue of free-range seniors at Elderpark! Mort: Take a look at this, Miss Overdunne. Miss Overdunne: A lawn gnome? Mort: No ordinary gnome! Picked it up at a trade show just last week. It's a Perimeter Security Gnome! It's got a motion detector inside. Walk toward it. Gnome: Step back from the gnome!! Mort: The deluxe model's hat lights up!
Bill The Nuke almost 4 years ago
I should have realized that this was a minimum security prison.
Cool Hand Luke Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Is it just me or does that gnome look just like Dusty???
dogday Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Geez, you’d think the 10’ moat, concertina wire and electrified fence would do it. (Miss Overdunne needs a serious attitude adjustment.)