The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 16, 2021
May 15, 2021
May 17, 2021
Transcript:
Dusty: I signed up for this here Web site for mature singles, Perfessor. It's called "Out-of-Date Dating Service." Check my profile. The Professor: Good grief, man!! There's some dubious data in there! Dusty: Just a durn minute! I got a right to use the 20-10-5 rule of online dating! The Professor: Which is? Dusty: Well...you git to take 20 pounds off yer weight...10 years off yer age and add 5 inches to yer height.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 3 years ago
Thought it was 5 inches to your length …
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
So there’s my problem. I’ve been honest in my dating ads, No wonder i don’t get many responses.