Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 08, 2020

Well! As long as it isn’t a convenience store next-to-the-register’s burrito… I might be healthier! (Grin!)

Maybe he should try the Statler salad.

Or the gladiator salad (as opposed to the Caesar’s salad).

Taste like it’s been in Statler’s armpit.

I got food poisoning at the Waldorf.

Where’s Waldorf?

It’s lettuce and tomato…https://youtu.be/3SQGTufqOBQ?t=37

Could be worseIrv’s used motor oil salad dressing

Please pass the croutons…..

She uses only the choice white sections of iceberg.

Chef dosen’t know how to make a Waldorf salad? Now you got to go bust his ass!

That’s because they used motor oil instead of olive oil.

Long as the salad is served with Ritz.

If Roz one day decided to beat those two guys with a frying pan, I would donate to her Go Fund Me defense fund.

I’d rather have her salad Waldorf than her Astoria…

She wasn’t asking you.

Sounds like a cool place, actually. It’s not a chain.

Akin to gas-station-sushi.