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Hey bud–it is time for you to get your act together and quit that nasty habit of smokin’ cigarettes and develop another habit of pickin’ up chicks!
I only know one woman who smokes and three guys. But think of it - out of hundreds of people, I only know four regular smokers. Two of them are trying to quit.
And the fewer people I know who smoke, the less time I want to spend in the vicinity of those who do.
Smoking shortens your life eight years. Social Security is in danger of collapsing. Do your part as an American and smoke at least two packs a day.
Good looking chicks dig yellow teeth and bad breath.
I smoked for 50 years and got lung cancer. Fortunately after 5 years I am in remission. If you smoke, quite. The radiation and chemo treatments are not pleasant.
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Good lookin’, and smart.
gimmickgenius almost 14 years ago
He’s looking for NicoTina von Tramp. She’s ssssssmokin’!
FunnyDeeds almost 14 years ago
Hey bud–it is time for you to get your act together and quit that nasty habit of smokin’ cigarettes and develop another habit of pickin’ up chicks!
pcolli almost 14 years ago
Oddly, most of my female friends smoke whereas most of my male friends gave up years ago.
cdward almost 14 years ago
I only know one woman who smokes and three guys. But think of it - out of hundreds of people, I only know four regular smokers. Two of them are trying to quit.
And the fewer people I know who smoke, the less time I want to spend in the vicinity of those who do.
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Or maybe the cute chicks are all out walking a mile for a Camel.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Smoking shortens your life eight years. Social Security is in danger of collapsing. Do your part as an American and smoke at least two packs a day. Good looking chicks dig yellow teeth and bad breath.
cleokaya almost 14 years ago
Your comments made me realize that I (off the top of my head) can’t think of one person I know who smokes. But my wife is smokin’ hot.
jdinswil almost 14 years ago
Lots of people smoke in the southern US and not so many in the northern US from what I’ve observed.
ironclad2001 almost 14 years ago
I smoked for 50 years and got lung cancer. Fortunately after 5 years I am in remission. If you smoke, quite. The radiation and chemo treatments are not pleasant.