Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for April 26, 2011

Actually, Slim, it was the Green Hornet.

“BELIEVE him, Clovia…BELIEVE HIM. My cousin is a very honest man. He even said so.”

I wonder how Mr Walt and ‘em is getting along?

Take it out onJim if you must. IT’S A COMIC STRIP !

Slim, stop digging, your in deep enough.

Clovia is cute even when shes mad.

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At least the thief left a lamp.

Clovia you have your hands full of a robbing cousin-i-law to a dense husband.

Skeezix himself retired at 65 in 1986 from the garage but brother Corky in his 80s is still slinging hash at the diner. Why doesn’t Nubbin or Eve come back and take over the diner?. How about Gretchen to come back and take over the garage? As Ed Norton says, “Sheesh”.

Moral of the story: “Regular people are stupid, crime pays.”

Laugh all you want. Old Man Pye and the boys probably got that wrecked school bus started and ran Chubby over with it when he went outside the restaurant to have a smoke. Then, they robbed the Skinners’ apartment.

Slim will be avenged, especially when he says to Clovia, “Remember those 1,000 shares Apple stock I bought in 1978? You think they’re worth anything?”

Actually, the Green Hornet was a hero who only pretended to…oh, the heck with it!

I hope this story line ends soon. These 2 are just dumb, dumb, dumb. Still, that ‘cousin’ needs a good horse whipping now or later.

All’s well that ends well, I say.