Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 27, 2011

Irwin is overjoyed!

Broomie can get rid of that old DeSota she’s been driving around for years and buy a BMW.

Llewellenbruce said, 3 minutes ago

Broomie can get rid of that old DeSota she’s been driving around for years and buy a BMW.

Broom Made for Witch?

She can move to Beverly Hills, right next to the Clampets.

Plants squeek?

dang Broomie has all the luck. I hit a sewer line in my garden.

It means you didn’t call before digging?

Llewellenbruce said: ”Broomie can get rid of that old DeSota she’s been driving around for years and buy a BMW.”

Yeah, sell it to Cosmo!

Put it on your brakes when they squeak…………………

Now she has enough oil to deep the DeSoto filled and quiet!!

That you will have the EPA fining you for drilling without a permit?

It means that if she adds some vinegar, she’ll have the world’s biggest salad! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Weak joke number 2: Vegetable oil!

Ten to one it’s the fuel line to her furnace. She should’ve called before digging.

Texas tea…call T.Boone Pickens Broomie..

That oil..he’ll “crack” it…you can “zap” it..