Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 31, 2011

BOOM!!!!

Regarding Tin Tin, I am such a huge fan that I even named one of my Internet troll accounts in honor of Cuthbert Calculus:

http://kraptastrophe.blogspot.com/2010/03/collected-works-of-cuthbert.html

I vote for plastic explosives.

Crab legs for everyone!

Did I ever tell you about my wife and her two sisters?

Brains good.

Classic Rotifer – July 22, 2010

“Marg - boil some water and cut the cleanest bed sheet you can find into strips for bandages (save a large piece for a surrender flag in case Teresa has French heritage).

shytimes2 & Ushindi - stop diddling yourselves and mount the ramparts instead of each other.

ottod, locoowl and jtpoznel - the TDL may need cannon fodder. Get your affairs in order, say goodbye to your loved ones, saddle up and prepare to charge with the Light Brigade.

I’ll take Vlad and those big-eared Griner Bros. on a daring and dangerous flanking maneuver to locate agents to negotiate a book deal and movie rights (including our starring rolls - Amphibians at the Gate? Frog Applause Now? Teresa’s Heroes?).

No sacrifice will be too great for the TDL (but let’s be reasonable here - if anything happens to T while we’re on our mission, well, that might make the book/movie/TV deal worth just that much more).”

Don’t tutus usually cost an arm and a leg?

if this were Sunday, that would probably be something else….

I like soft shell crabs,

Oh goody! I get to go with the Light Brigade!!!!

When I was little, my Mother would never let me do that….

Thanks, Rotifer!!!

On another note, when is Mz T gonna come out with an FA collection?? I’d buy it in a heartbeat (or two).

Mille millions de mille milliards de mille sabords…

RE: Hug

I love Chuck and Sarah. Chuck gives me hope that some super hot spy will someday fall in love with me.

I prefer ballerinas without tutus, but not so crabby.

Good one JohnnyDiego!

Certs is a breath mint!

Certs is a candy mint!

It’s TU, TU mints in one!

Cats have poor grammar, it’s true, but they are natty dressers.

Didn’t your mother teach you to keep your knees together?

Grand Rapids Milk- what about the whipped cream?

it’s male mouse milk

It takes tutu to tatango!