When I learned to control my dreams it ruined the quality of my sleep. I did it back in college and after a few years I had to work to unlearn the dream control. Also, nightmares learned a new trick: they would start with me dreaming that I’d waken up; then I couldn’t control them.
Believe it or not, had a good experience at the MN DMV yesterday. Arrived at 8 AM opening, hundreds in line (socially distanced, mostly masked!), but they had us all show our cell phones and register for a text message. Then we all sat in our cars until we got a text to come in. Got the the text in 45 minutes, in and out in 15 more minutes, to get a Real ID.
Ink blot Premium Member over 4 years ago
And woke up screaming and drenched in sweat.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Don’t forget to spin your “totem” when you dream, Monty.
Cpeckbourlioux over 4 years ago
Come on, man, dream large! Prennez largement!
Milady Meg over 4 years ago
Slow down! Slow down!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
That would wake anyone up….LOL
Out of the Past over 4 years ago
Pain not worth the gain
P51Strega over 4 years ago
When I learned to control my dreams it ruined the quality of my sleep. I did it back in college and after a few years I had to work to unlearn the dream control. Also, nightmares learned a new trick: they would start with me dreaming that I’d waken up; then I couldn’t control them.
Kenneth Books Premium Member over 4 years ago
I puked in my mouth a little there.
colddonkey over 4 years ago
Not a dream it is a nightmare.
walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago
Believe it or not, had a good experience at the MN DMV yesterday. Arrived at 8 AM opening, hundreds in line (socially distanced, mostly masked!), but they had us all show our cell phones and register for a text message. Then we all sat in our cars until we got a text to come in. Got the the text in 45 minutes, in and out in 15 more minutes, to get a Real ID.
micromos over 4 years ago
Just shoot yourself!
MartinPerry1 over 4 years ago
And his little cyborg sidekick is thinking in the third panel, “This upcoming AI apocalypse is going to happen sooner than we anticipated.”
William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Maybe tonight he can dream of Ruth Buzzi!
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Wow – all y’all are feeling mean today!
Ukko wilko over 4 years ago
And, no longer having any appetite, skipped lunch.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
At least now you have an excuse for having a lousy love life.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Ugh! What a horrible nightmare!
Start over, Monty. Try to dream of someone at least quasi-likeable….
BWR over 4 years ago
You can do better than Joy.
moparjack1963 over 4 years ago
after that you never sleep again in fear of that dream becoming intimate.