Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 07, 2020

Or not.

Uh oh. I’m sensing forty whacks coming up!

We just watched Doctor Sleep last night. It was fun to see the old hotel with all the characters again.

I’m outttaaa He-eee- re

Who is Annie Wilkes or Jack Torrance?

presented to you by King

Ax vs Sledge Hammer. Who will win?

Hope Mr King sees this, might get an idea.

I’m not going to hurt you, I just wanna eat at Smashburger.

He did finally get Wendy? Her ghost would be a lot scarier than the twins.

Did you ever accidentally hit your ankle bone, man does that smart, and multiply that by a sledge hammer. I think Annie Wilkes wins.

Throw in Carrie, Christine and Cujo. Then, I’ll watch.

Great artistry!

It’s the “Here’s Johnny” line that finally pushes her over the edge. She was always more of a David Letterman Fan….

I’d pay double to see this!

Misery loves company