Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 18, 2020

I always thought Raggedy Andy was her brother

Alright, you! Yeah, you. I know what you’re thinking. No jokes about the stiffness of the fabric.

The cutes pair of dolls….from way back

She should probably consider Ralph. He’s Nuts about her.

Tweed. She can make her choice: Teedle Dum or Tweedle Dee.

A nice, warm flannel or fleece. Something comforting and useful for those cold nights.

https://pbfcomics.com/comics/doll-change/

That material has likely been discontinued, Anne.

We do have something you may like, but it’s a little raggedy. / Perfect, I’ll take it.

The Fabric of a Man.

Someone cuddly and plush..Teddy Ruxpin.

No , no corduroy it rubs me the wrong way.

What’s the worsted that could happen?

Nu, have I got a nice tie-dye for you or what?

Maybe something not so raggedy.

Remember, Ann… “clothes don’t make the man!”