Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 19, 2020

The tears of a clown.

I’ve looked at clowns from both sides now.

I can’t help hearing this spoken in the voice of Krusty the Klown (from The Simpsons). Trust me, it’s killer material.

How many normally fit in there?

Then quit singing “Send In The Clowns.”

Canned clowns.

And you’ll need to paint on a face mask.

On their way to the Democratic Convention. ( I apologize I couldn’t help myself )

Clown buzz kill.

So this is why he’s taking evil revenge on America…..

I believe that car has a reserved parking spot at the White House!

The Trump Limo.

School House Rock compares the government to a three ring circus and congress is depicted as a bunch of people getting out of a small car. https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=schoolhouse+rock+three+ring+government+

Yep, ‘Still can’t figure out how all those clowns got out of that Micro-Crosley, much less getting in, when grandma took me to the circus in the late ’40s. And, so much for my Math-Engineering major degrees. For you future engineers, the TARDIS is a hint.

Still too many clowns.

What do you call a clown car filled with clowns driving off a bridge? Hilarious.