Time to use the magic invisible knife.
You still got bow and arrows, Tarzan. Use your brain. Use them. Oh wait, if you used your brain in the first place you wouldn’t be in this trouble.
Waiting for the guy to rush down off the ostrich and tie 3 of Tarzan’s appendages together, then raise up his hands and yell,“Time”!
Tarzan is being deposited on his a55.
Life’s most embarrassing moments. One time there was these ostriches, see….
“If anyone asks, there were fifty of them…and they were rattlesnakes.” -Diego
Tarzan isn’t really running that fast. The hair jell only makes it seem that way.
He should have dropped the bow, pulled his knife, and cut the ropes as they went around him.
this will not end well for the pygmies
Reminiscent of Gulliver’s Travels and couldn’t Tarzan topped these little (?) piggies with ease? Oh well, hog-tie him and take him to the horny queen for tasty snack!
Ow! My @$$!
Ostrich People: “Hold still, we’re trying to save you!, more money on your car insurance!”
YEEEE-HAWWW!!!!!
flashdrive1988 over 4 years ago
Time to use the magic invisible knife.
Gent over 4 years ago
You still got bow and arrows, Tarzan. Use your brain. Use them. Oh wait, if you used your brain in the first place you wouldn’t be in this trouble.
J Short over 4 years ago
Waiting for the guy to rush down off the ostrich and tie 3 of Tarzan’s appendages together, then raise up his hands and yell,“Time”!
Polsixe over 4 years ago
Tarzan is being deposited on his a55.
Out of the Past over 4 years ago
Life’s most embarrassing moments. One time there was these ostriches, see….
tripwire45 over 4 years ago
“If anyone asks, there were fifty of them…and they were rattlesnakes.” -Diego
Old Comic Strip Lover over 4 years ago
Tarzan isn’t really running that fast. The hair jell only makes it seem that way.
FredWaiss over 4 years ago
He should have dropped the bow, pulled his knife, and cut the ropes as they went around him.
bobpickett1 over 4 years ago
this will not end well for the pygmies
profkatz over 4 years ago
Reminiscent of Gulliver’s Travels and couldn’t Tarzan topped these little (?) piggies with ease? Oh well, hog-tie him and take him to the horny queen for tasty snack!
Out of the Past over 4 years ago
Ow! My @$$!
ScottHolman over 4 years ago
Ostrich People: “Hold still, we’re trying to save you!, more money on your car insurance!”
anomaly over 4 years ago
YEEEE-HAWWW!!!!!