Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 31, 2020

Since when do gorillas have tawny hides?

Bolagni! Nooooooo! Tarzan, you cruel animal killing fiend!

Tarzan, you really should consider anger management! See if you can find an online therapy group with endangered species.

Tarzan will have to do a very quiet victory cry, although that rumpus would have wakened the pygmies in any case…

That tawny hide will look good hanging on the wall. Or better yet, maybe a rug.

By Harambe , another one goes down.

Would have been cooler if Tarzan said, “Chuck is that you?”

Gorilla: “Tarzan?Dude, I didn’t recognize you. What are you doing here?”

Tarzan: "Sticking my nose in other people’s business, neglecting Jane, killing stuff; you know, the usual.

Pretty swift move….Tarzan getting off the ground and behind the mighty Bolgani like that.

In school bolgani sandwhiches were boring. Adding a processed cheese slice helped a little, but not much.

Big, hot, fresh Bolgani sandwiches for everyone should resolve this story’s conflicts. Would you like yours on white, wheat, or sour dough with all the fixin’s?

And a BIG Kosher Pickle and Tall Glass of Tusker Beer…….!

“and another one bites the dust”

The gorilla said, do these pants make me look fat?

Oh boy! Hot gorilla sandwiches tonight!

Big T always holds his knife in a manner that limits him to just the overhand stabbing, and maybe a backhanded power slash. I remember a telling scene in “12 Angry Men” where one juror said that no street fighter would hold a knife like that (as the witness had claimed to see): "if the defendant was as skilled with knives as the prosecution says he is, he never would have stabbed downward into his father’s chest. In the words of Juror #5, “Here’s how. Underhand. Anyone who’s ever used one wouldn’t handle it any other way.” ",https://www.shmoop.com/12-angry-men/knife-symbol.html