Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 04, 2020

Had you a day job

I’d advise you as a friend

not to give it up.

This is the real meaning of friendship.

1. Awww. Nothing helps to lift the mood than mushiness with some sick burns.

2. Random trivia relating to Marigold’s term in panel 2, rewatched Darkwing Duck on Disney Plus.

The episode Extinct Possibility has DW, Launchpad and Gosalyn traveling back in time to the pre-historic era and find out that despite some quirks, dinosaurs were a actually sentient.

One of said dinosaurs mention encountering some hairless apes like Darkwing only to have dealt with them before they produced and got out of hand.

Yes, a Saturday Morning cartoon from Disney where some characters comically admit to genociding humans:-).

The pinnacle of wholesome entertainment really.

“Who else but a Bosom Buddy will tell you the God-Awful Truth.”

I’ve seen a couple of times where Marigold has used contractions. It was usually when she was perturbed about a specific situation. I may take the time to find them for future reference.

Pheobe’s smile in the third panel : I like to show off ma teeth.

So which is the bigger nostril? Which would you pick?

Weirdest friendship-roast I’ve ever seen!

How can a unicorn named Marigold Heavenly Nostrils have one that is bigger than the other?

A friend is someone that knows all your faults, but loves you anyway…

Yes. To be mean to each other when they ask for it.

“one of your nostrils is bigger than the other one” lol