Close to Home by John McPherson for July 10, 2020

Now you’ll have trouble smiling after your lips get stuck to the wet paint.

Besides, you’ll have a really bad taste in your mouth.

I see you got some on your glasses too.

Wow, your teeth look just like my porcelain toilet bowl!!

The artwork style seems a bit different lately…

He should use the glow in the dark paint.

Adam appears to have been huffing a bit too much paint lately.

Well, this is a lot better than gargling with bleach. I may try it next time I have a job interview.

Wow think I’ll need sunglasses for that shine

If that is really “Adam”, then he only has one date to choose from.

“Ah shrayed faint on mah teef ant canh cose my mouf!”

Doesn’t paint a pretty picture.

I think people with ultra white teeth makes them look fake.

Witness him!

It’d be safer to use white-out.