Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 11, 2011

Don’t forget to plan for slingshots!

Hope that rock comes down and hits the little Fink on the head.

Get him a second rock. ‘Measure twice. Cut once’

I threw a rock into the air, It fell to Earth I know not where; Since it did not land amidst my hair, About its landing I do not care.

Why would someone throw a rock at the beloved Fink?

I agree Lewreader. Why throw a rock at the beloved leader? Rotten vegetables or a boulder, I can see!

It’s important to know your limitations. It’s also important to know your opposition’s limitations.

I hope he can’t throw it high enough.

I bet he could throw higher if he had someone to aim at!

Good “rule of thumb” Woody157…