DICTIONARY.COM has this to say (the last paragraph is to me the most interesting):
golf /gɒlf, gɔlf; Brit. also gɒf/ Show Spelled
[golf, gawlf; Brit. also gof] Show IPA
–noun
a game in which clubs with wooden or metal heads are used to hit a small, white ball into a number of holes, usually 9 or 18, in succession, situated at various distances over a course having natural or artificial obstacles, the object being to get the ball into each hole in as few strokes as possible.
a word used in communications to represent the letter G.
–verb (used without object)
to play golf.
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Origin:
1425–75; late Middle English; of uncertain origin
a. a game played on a large open course, the object of which is to hit a ball using clubs, with as few strokes as possible, into each of usually 18 holes
b. ( as modifier ): a golf bag
I remember reading that Mary Queen of Scots (16th century) the mother of James I (VI), played golf and that the word “golf” is an acronym (can’t remember what the letters stood for)
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
Wiz! You forgot the fourth thing. Make the Fink disappear.
rshive over 13 years ago
But you could change all the other competitors into toads.
Rakkav over 13 years ago
He should’ve said “death, taxes and that golf swing”. Much better for this time of year, and yes, he’s given out love potions before.
Rakkav over 13 years ago
DICTIONARY.COM has this to say (the last paragraph is to me the most interesting):
golf /gɒlf, gɔlf; Brit. also gɒf/ Show Spelled [golf, gawlf; Brit. also gof] Show IPA
–noun
a game in which clubs with wooden or metal heads are used to hit a small, white ball into a number of holes, usually 9 or 18, in succession, situated at various distances over a course having natural or artificial obstacles, the object being to get the ball into each hole in as few strokes as possible. a word used in communications to represent the letter G. –verb (used without object) to play golf.——————————————————————————–
Origin: 1425–75; late Middle English; of uncertain origin
—Related forms golf·er, noun non·golf·er, noun Dictionary.com Unabridged Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2011. Cite This Source | Link To golf
World English Dictionary golf (ɡɒlf)
— n
a. a game played on a large open course, the object of which is to hit a ball using clubs, with as few strokes as possible, into each of usually 18 holes b. ( as modifier ): a golf bag— vb
( intr ) to play golf[C15: perhaps from Middle Dutch colf club ]
Golf (ɡɒlf)
— n communications a code word for the letter g
Collins English Dictionary - Complete & Unabridged 10th Edition 2009 © William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd. 1979, 1986 © HarperCollins Publishers 1998, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009
golf
1457, Scot. gouf, usually taken as an alteration of M.Du. colf, colve “stick, club, bat,” from P.Gmc. *kulth- (cf. O.N. kolfr “clapper of a bell,” Ger. Kolben “mace, club”). The game is from 14c., the word is first mentioned (along with fut-bol ) in a 1457 Scot. statute on forbidden games. Online Etymology Dictionary, © 2010 Douglas Harper
Rakkav over 13 years ago
Golf? Mentioned in a Scottish statute on forbidden games? Maybe the Fink’s example is why.
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
Hey, the King’s golf swing is similar to mine.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Who cares, you know who’s going win in the Fink’s foursome.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
“I’d rather have a cobra in my bag than a hook.”
Ben Hogan
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
My, that is too bad. :-)
Jml58 over 13 years ago
He should play mini golf instead.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
Love , death, & taxes; contain their own magic. The Fink’s swing, on the other hand, sucks magic from the realm.
gimmickgenius over 13 years ago
Hook, line, and Stinker!
arye uygur over 13 years ago
I remember reading that Mary Queen of Scots (16th century) the mother of James I (VI), played golf and that the word “golf” is an acronym (can’t remember what the letters stood for)
smoothpate over 13 years ago
The acronym Golf stands for “Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden”
Pearlslover01 about 11 years ago
But Wiz has made love potions before. That would contradict that first one.