Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 14, 2011

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    Wiz! You forgot the fourth thing. Make the Fink disappear.

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    rshive  over 13 years ago

    But you could change all the other competitors into toads.

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    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    He should’ve said “death, taxes and that golf swing”. Much better for this time of year, and yes, he’s given out love potions before.

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    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    DICTIONARY.COM has this to say (the last paragraph is to me the most interesting):

    golf   /gɒlf, gɔlf; Brit. also gɒf/ Show Spelled [golf, gawlf; Brit. also gof] Show IPA

    –noun

    a game in which clubs with wooden or metal heads are used to hit a small, white ball into a number of holes, usually 9 or 18, in succession, situated at various distances over a course having natural or artificial obstacles, the object being to get the ball into each hole in as few strokes as possible. a word used in communications to represent the letter G. –verb (used without object) to play golf.

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    Origin: 1425–75; late Middle English; of uncertain origin

    —Related forms golf·er, noun non·golf·er, noun Dictionary.com Unabridged Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2011. Cite This Source | Link To golf

    World English Dictionary golf (ɡɒlf)

    — n

    a. a game played on a large open course, the object of which is to hit a ball using clubs, with as few strokes as possible, into each of usually 18 holes b. ( as modifier ): a golf bag

    — vb

    ( intr ) to play golf

    [C15: perhaps from Middle Dutch colf club ]

    Golf (ɡɒlf)

    — n communications a code word for the letter g

    Collins English Dictionary - Complete & Unabridged 10th Edition 2009 © William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd. 1979, 1986 © HarperCollins Publishers 1998, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009

    golf

    1457, Scot. gouf, usually taken as an alteration of M.Du. colf, colve “stick, club, bat,” from P.Gmc. *kulth- (cf. O.N. kolfr “clapper of a bell,” Ger. Kolben “mace, club”). The game is from 14c., the word is first mentioned (along with fut-bol ) in a 1457 Scot. statute on forbidden games. Online Etymology Dictionary, © 2010 Douglas Harper

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    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    Golf? Mentioned in a Scottish statute on forbidden games? Maybe the Fink’s example is why.

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    gjsjr41  over 13 years ago

    Hey, the King’s golf swing is similar to mine.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Who cares, you know who’s going win in the Fink’s foursome.

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    “I’d rather have a cobra in my bag than a hook.”

    Ben Hogan

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    My, that is too bad. :-)

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    Jml58  over 13 years ago

    He should play mini golf instead.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Love , death, & taxes; contain their own magic. The Fink’s swing, on the other hand, sucks magic from the realm.

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    gimmickgenius  over 13 years ago

    Hook, line, and Stinker!

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    arye uygur  over 13 years ago

    I remember reading that Mary Queen of Scots (16th century) the mother of James I (VI), played golf and that the word “golf” is an acronym (can’t remember what the letters stood for)

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    smoothpate  over 13 years ago

    The acronym Golf stands for “Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden”

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    Pearlslover01  about 11 years ago

    But Wiz has made love potions before. That would contradict that first one.

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