Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 11, 2020

good one, Jack

@Linguist Today’s strip IS funny, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp was going along fine chatting up the intellectual bird till Jack the barman as usual made him crash and burn :o) , my avatar,is a photo of a jellyfish stating that since it has managed to survive for millions of years without having a brain cell , which is good news for stupid people everywhere , that should include some profesionals like some lawyers and doctors:o) cme passerete il fin di settimana mio meno vechio amicho , our day should be busy with my youngest son Alex continuing to changing all our plumbing and bathroom fixtures , hopefully everything will be in place for my birthday on 1st August , a bientot amigo

Andy doesn’t need enemies, does he?

I was wondering if she’d look at Andy to tell how long ago he was in use.

Wallet? Andy has a wallet? Ya gotta be kidding.

Jack is on the money, as always!

So seldom used that one even wonders whether he has one.

if Andy lost his wallet it wasn’t there because he has never had it out.

Show her your XXXXXXX Andy. (Insert your own…………)

I was thinking she should look in his pants, but not at his WALLET!

His wallet is in a museum.

Andy has a wallet?

I’d guess he had lots of old IOUs in his wallet.