I saw a gag gift in a store one time that was a wedge golf club head with an elastic band on it to strap it around your shoe. Think they had a putter head, too.
A friend of mine invited a guy to play golf with us. On one par 4 hole, he kicked his ball out of the rough after whiffing the ball (2 strokes); his club passed underneath the ball because of the tall grass (plus the kick). So his next stroke would be his fourth on the par four. He got to the green and said, just before he putted, “Gentleman, this is for a birdie.” I called my friend after the round and said, “I don’t ever want to play with that guy again.” My friend concurred.
Su770n almost 4 years ago
He’s channeling Trump..
BearsDown Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Steel toed golf shoes.
pathamil almost 4 years ago
I saw a gag gift in a store one time that was a wedge golf club head with an elastic band on it to strap it around your shoe. Think they had a putter head, too.
My First Premium Member almost 4 years ago
We call that a “Texas Wedge”.
Plods with ...™ almost 4 years ago
Tall green tee. Check to make sure it’s your ball while setting it on said tee.
J Short almost 4 years ago
A friend of mine invited a guy to play golf with us. On one par 4 hole, he kicked his ball out of the rough after whiffing the ball (2 strokes); his club passed underneath the ball because of the tall grass (plus the kick). So his next stroke would be his fourth on the par four. He got to the green and said, just before he putted, “Gentleman, this is for a birdie.” I called my friend after the round and said, “I don’t ever want to play with that guy again.” My friend concurred.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
No – like a baseball pitcher
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
The quick-witted squib kick.
Ratkin almost 4 years ago
Punt taken.
sandflea almost 4 years ago
Use a shoe wedge. Or a five finger hybrid.
paranormal almost 4 years ago
Like a cheater…