Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for July 13, 2020

He’s probably sorry that didn’t happen on a heavy overcast day.

Move the stick.

Has anyone bothered to adjust the sundial? They need adjusting to be accurate.

As I said before, employers best friend

Does it come in a wristwatch model?

Fat Broad isn’t having a slacker for a boyfriend….no sireeeee

I want to make sure I got this one straight. A woman is telling someone he’s late?

80% of life is just showing up.

A man who has a clock knows what time it is. A man who has two is never really sure.